Brampton Folk Festival

As ever, various alternative therapies will be on offer at this year's Brampton folk festival:
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Holistic meat therapy
With Randolph Spleen, famous author of "Fun with Suet".

Hao T'a
With Dr. Ambrose P. Pots, the worlds leading timberic proboscotherapy practitioner.

Yogic flying
With Brampton mystic Slaih Aod B'ugha, yogic flying ace.

Reekatherapy
With Nelly Groucher, resident reekatherapist at Sodde Hall Health Spa.

Competitive yoga
Hard-biting, dirty & aggressive 'no holds barred' yoga with much feared Doris O'Daddock.

Aura cleansing therapy
With Angina Harpie

Healing through humiliation
With Dr. Seivad Nush, renowned expert.

Vedic stool divination
With Dennis 'Goldenwand' Parsnip; new-age seer and general mystic.