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Stand up for Jesus!
A special in-depth probe by Fr. Peter O'Foyle on the benefits of segregated religious education.

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Brampton people
Our reporter Bill Gripes follows one week in the life of Sydney Gunk, and his fascinating duties as a sewage worker, with photos by Reg Snipe.
Sydney: "You wouldn't believe the things I see in a day's work"
"Few people get as much job satisfaction"
"When I go into a shop, I always get to the front of the queue"

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Blind parachutist's guide dog in horrific freak accident
"It should be banned" says Bugle

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Local woman claims: "I ate my sister"
The bizarre confession of a former wig knitter

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World record broken by local man with dustbin
"I owe it all to my neighbour, without whom it would never have been achieved".
With partly censored photos by Reg Snipe.

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