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This may come as a shock to our trusting and discerning readership, but it is our sad duty to report that there have recently been certain scurrilous accusations casting doubt on the authenticity of the news reported in our proud organ. We would therefore like to take this opportunity to assure you, the general public, of the genuinely serious nature of this publication, and give our solemn word that the information and news reporting contained herein is of the highest calibre, and that every precaution is taken to ensure that only the highest standards of quality and integrity are consistently met. We sincerely believe in our duty to maintain levels of unimpeachable honesty and truthfulness in the Brampton Bugle, and that to mislead the public in such a fraudulent manner as has been suggested would constitute nothing less than a heinous crime against humanity and the journalistic profession. ***** (Please read our disclaimer very thoroughly) |