Clubbing in Brampton

~  C.C.C.  ~ (Brampton) Ltd.   Purveyors of Gentlemen's Bespoke Clubs, Cudgels & Coshes Product Catalogue
		Lovingly crafted from carefully selected timber, our exclusive "Deluxe Sporting Model" is finely balanced to precise standards and boasts an ergonomically designed handle wound with the finest quality string, hand spun from the shaggy coat of the rare Bavarian whistling yak by rough peasant girls, thus ensuring a confident grip. The flagship of our product range, and a luxuriously indulgent pleasure to wield.
Our award winning "Country Sports Model", much favoured by the unpretentious, yet discerning sportsman simply looking for the right tool for the job; a very popular favourite. Optional string hand grip & left handed model available. (pictured right)
			Simple yet effective, our mahogany "Business Model" is particularly popular with 'the man about town', looking to impress the ladies. Fits neatly in most briefcases, and like the majority of our designs, equally suited for left and right handed use. Perfect for the style conscious clubbing enthusiast out to make an impression.
Precision made from hard wearing and easily cleaned MDF, our "Domestic Model" will last a lifetime. Designed for functionality rather than appearance, and perfect for use in and about the home. A real workhorse of an instrument at a reasonable price.
			The connoisseur's favourite choice, this beautifully crafted example of British workmanship is guaranteed to excel all expectations in the field of battering. A truly handsome collector's piece fashioned from the finest ash wood, and burnished by hand with organic beeswax. Our "Heritage Model" is an heirloom to be treasured for generations, and may be used with the utmost confidence on any occasion.
Much cherished by the traditionalist, the trusty oak "4-by-2" will always have a place in the world of bludgeoning. We are confident that our "Classic Twatter's Model" will continue to give good service for many years to come, and will bring a heartwarming twinkle of delight to the eyes of your victim.
~ For that Special Feminine Touch ~
			Ladies' Traditional Coshes These delicate yet effective "handbag" models, thoughtfully designed for the use of ladies, can be discreetly tucked away almost anywhere. Available in four sizes (S, M, L, XL), and a wide range of fashionable colours, with shaped handle and a detachable colour coordinated soft plaited string wrist strap. A truly exclusive product; laugh at your envious neighbours! - Gloat at the look of sickening jealousy on their pathetic faces as you viciously batter them to an unrecognisable pulp! *****
"Clubbing in Style" C.C.C. Ltd., 177, Main Rd., Brampton (Please note that our products are not recommended for use on animals)

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