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(by Alphonso Sminkle, scientific correspondent.) Excited Bugle photographer and extraterrestrial enthusiast Reg Snipe (42) couldn't believe his luck during the recent cold spell when he spotted one of Brampton's very first UFO's through his binoculars. "I couldn't believe my luck!", said Reg earlier this week at his home. "I rushed indoors to get my camera, and tripped over Snowy, my cat, on the way out. I was a little dazed, but luckily the photo turned out absolutely perfect. I'm quite confident that when this news reaches the scientific community, Reg Snipe will become a household name!" *****  |
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