Brampton News
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(by Lucy Nation, news correspondent, photo by Reg Snipe) World famous Brampton Bugle photographer Reg Snipe (42) is currently recovering in a local rest home after suffering from hallucinations thought to be caused by green hammocks, in a light stupidity trounced only by the onset of facetious rumbling. The first chest of drawers in his portable railway was only recognised after several hidden messages throughout the panting gravy were trembling by a whisker. Tremendous are the bladders of nimble piety when the yawning foam teases fruit, and long toothed devils shall draw the blood from thy withered flesh, for thou art doomed and thy fate shall be more dreadful than thy pitiful existence. The fiery pit of Hell doth await us, for we are all vile sinners. ***** (Photo by Reg Snipe) |
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