Brampton News




Hackers off the Hook
(by Etta Sossidge, fashion correspondent)


Bugle reporters were invited last Tuesday for the grand re-opening of Hackers hairdressers at their now infamous Batted Place salon, which is generating great excitement amongst local ladies. Having now been completely exonerated and all other related charges dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service due to a key witness's refusal to testify, Bob Hacker's appointment book is filling up fast.

The daringly avant-garde premises have been fully redecorated and are now untainted by the alleged unfortunate and unpleasant occurrences of last year. Inside, the clean, newly painted walls now smell citrus fresh, fetid odours have disappeared, the floors have been thoroughly scraped clean, sterilized, and polished to a brilliant shine so that the refurbished salon is free of any disturbing stains or gruesome reminders. Bob told our reporter: "The allegations were completely false - besides, I'm a vegetarian."

Hopefully the past can now be forgotten, and with that aim in mind we at the Brampton Bugle would like to take this opportunity to wish Hackers Salon a more successful future.

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Brampton FashionHackers
Stylish Avant-Garde Hairdressing Salon
Now Open!

Unique cutting-edge fashion styles
Put your mind at rest - you've chosen the best!
The only local hair salon with fully comprehensive ear insurance.

Opening hours are Monday to Friday 10:00 am to 6:00 pm, Saturday 10:00 am to 4:00 pm


horoscopes
Clutterbuck & Bracegirdle
Funeral Directors (Brampton)
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Offer their heartfelt congratulations to Hackers Hairdressing Salon on the reopening of their premises and respectfully wish them every success for the future.

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Lolita


Best wishes for the future
to
Hackers Hairdressers
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J. Spleen & Sons
High Class Family Butcher
Sludge Lane, Brampton
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