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(by Alphonso Sminkle, scientific correspondent.) Scientists at the Advanced Research Technology & Design Laboratory at Poolsbrook University claim to have developed a robot, constructed to deal with all those tedious household chores. No more washing the pots or vacuuming the carpet; they claim this advanced design will deal with everything effortlessly. Professor Jocelyn P. Tranklement, head of the development team told our reporter: "After nearly forty years of research, we have at last come up with a prototype that we are satisfied with, and with marketing in mind, a great deal of that research has been directed at making a product that exudes femininity which will appeal to the man of the house. We have christened her 'Little Lolita'. Obviously there are one or two teething problems to be ironed out, such as the colour, but we are confident that in ten years' time most homes will have their own 'Little Lolita'." *****  The prototype "Little Lolita" |
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