Brampton News




Lucky Lottery Win
(by Fergus Patel, photos by Reg Snipe)

Mrs. Tilly Pots (62), lucky winner of the recent £10,000 Brampton Bugle Grand Prize Lottery Draw told our reporter from an upstairs window of her house: "Yer can all f*** off, I won it fair an' square", before narrowly missing his head with an empty stout bottle. Unfortunately, we cannot bring you pictures of the event as our photographer Reg Snipe was rendered unconcious by the errant projectile and consequently taken to hospital. His condition is said to be comfortable.
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