Brampton News




Nudists in Cold Snap
(by Warren R. Sowell)

Due to the recent spell of cold weather several members of the Brampton Naturist Photographers' Association have been admitted to hospital suffering from exposure. "It's no joke", said Mr. Harry Snapper (54), chairman of the B.N.P.A. to our reporter. "Only last month we had our assets frozen by the tax office. Our members are getting less and less enthusiastic." Local glamour model Miss Venus "Lolita" Thorsen (below) said: "It serves the b****rs right, they still owe me twenty quid. I intend to sue them for every penny they've got."
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Miss Venus "Lolita" Thorsen (33)
(photographed by Reg Snipe)


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