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Brampton Slimming Success

We are pleased to announce the news that Ms. Mavis Stout (31) of Lard Terrace, Brampton, has been chosen for the highly coveted Brampton Bugle slimmer of the year award. Over a period of 6 months she has lost 39 lb (17.7 kg) in weight. "I owe it all to Dr. Pots' miraculous scientifically formulated slimming course", said Ms. Stout, "Although the amputation played a significant role in my success." Her prize of a year's supply of pork pies will be formally presented on Monday next by Quentin Spleen of J. Spleen & sons family butcher at the Brampton Stringworkers' Welfare Club, Pothole Rd., Brampton.

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