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(by Osbert Nibbling) Shocked regulars of the Sludge Lane Working Men's Club, Brampton, witnessed an audacious robbery last Tuesday when a naked woman threatened bar staff with a concealed weapon and stole the night's takings. Customers stared open mouthed in disbelief as the unknown lady walked away carrying the money in a Muffs Hypermart® carrier bag. Police interviewed all the witnesses shortly after the crime took place and have posted this artist's impression to aid identification. A spokesman told our reporter; "We would strongly urge the public not to approach this person as it may be dangerous. This is a job for highly trained professionals." *****  (For identification purposes only; not to scale) |
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