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Thousands of screaming fans jostled violently along Brampton's main road to collect autographs as world famous Hollywood film megastar Rudolph Todger paid a fleeting visit to Brampton last Tuesday. The 4' 5" actor and pantomime specialist who plays the prestigious Hollywood role of 'Orgoth the Sludge Monster', was born in Brampton at number 8, Grim Place, in 1944 and attended the local borstal until the age of fourteen, when he left to take up a career in offal processing. After studying unicycle skills and acting in a Shakespearean way at the Ernald Crisp Institute, he played a few small roles in television Sci-Fi programmes, eventually being signed up by Hollywood film moguls Waz Bros. Inc., for the blockbusting 'Sludge Monster' series. Since then, things have been looking up for Todger, and he's never looked back, playing the leading role in all four films with another box-office success in the pipeline: "The Returning Sludge Monster Returns Again, Once More." The warm reception given to Todger by the Brampton public seems to prove that he has finally shaken off the embarrassing scandal of his arrest and conviction for a bizarre variety of revolting sexual offences in the late sixties along with his twin brother Gilbert, now institutionalised. ***** Todger in "Return of the Sludge Monster" (Waz Bros. 1993) |
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