ALIEN CRAFT SEEN OVER BRAMPTON!Local witnesses last Friday night claim to have seen an unidentified flying object hovering over lower Brampton at around 11.05pm before vanishing suddenly. Police arrived on the scene minutes later to find shocked onlookers, many of whom were still unsteady on their feet from the experience. Mrs. Doris Pottle (77) of Grim Place, said: "My friend Elsie said she'd never seen owt like it, and she's 79, you know" The landlord of the Throttled Copper public house, Samuel Gibble (46) added: "There was a blinding light outside and strange whirring noises, I was so shocked I forgot to call time!" Descriptions of the craft varied wildly, but this was explained by local UFO expert Jason Thorsen who, though not present at the time of the sighting, arrived only moments after the police. "Mind control - that's what it is", said Jason (15). ***** |